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   Tuesday, August 30, 2005  

KATRINA..

Katrina hit New Orleans and Gulf Port, Mississippi hardest:
Gulf port is completely leveled with all the casinos in the city made flat.
80% of New Orleans is under an average of 20 feet water. This is mainly because N.O lies 6-7 feet below sea level!!
Now the worst things: It will be months before electricity will be restored in New Orleans.
THere is rampant looting of shops and stores going on in downtown New Orleans.
Latest reports were that a couple of looters attacked a police station with AK-47 rifles.
The water level in the city is rising gradually, making it harder to drain the water out.
Total losses estimated upto 26Billion dollars....yes it is BILLION not Million!!!

   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 10:06 PM ] [ | ]

 

AT THE BARBER'S SHOP..

Today I went in for a hair cut and the BIG-FAT- lady giving me the haircut was in a jovial mood with one of her co-workers. Each time they cracked a joke, she used to laugh out so loud and strong, right next to my ears!! I wonder when they wet your hair before the cut, was that because of the water spray she used or because of her laughter :-( ;-)

   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 9:57 PM ] [ | ]


   Tuesday, August 16, 2005  

CAUTION:
The following lyrics are explicit...be advised not to read them aloud, as people who understand your language, may think you are deranged or having a bout of insanity or completely lost your mind!!!!
I had heard this song quite a few times but only realized today what the lyrics are...utter nonsense....The first time I tried to make sense of the lyrics, I just couldnt he;p laughing. Then with extreme self control, I decided to follow the song word by word to jot down the lyrics. Unfortunately google did not turn up with any results for the lyrics of this song...

FILM: HINDUSTANI
TRACK: Telephone Dhun Me Hasne Wali

[Telephone dhun me hasne wali
Melbourne machli machalne wali]-CHORUS
__ me sur hai tarasha
Madonna hai ya Natasha
Zakir Us tabla Hai kyaaaa

Sona Sona
Tera Chamke roop salonaa

Sona Sona
Cellular phone tum to ho na

Computer ko lekar
Bramhaaand Rachaya kyaa -This is the CHORUS


(After lots of lots of music High Bass music:)

Tum Na hote to dhup nahi hoti
Tension bhi nahi hoti

Tum na hote to chaand nahi hota
Sapna bhi nahi sajta

Tumko pukara sase khushboo faila rahi
Tumse bichada to behati hawaein band ho gayee

Pani na hota, Jharne nahi hote
Yeh vaadi na hoti

Dil tera tu to Jaan nahi hoti
Yeh pyaas nahi hoti

Gori nadiyaa apneme har din mujko duba naa

Tum na sharmana, Zulfo me apni Khud ko chupa lena

[CHORUS]

Naam tera Kisi ko lene nahi doonga
Woh sub bi nahi doonga

Gajra tumhara girne nahi doonga
Murjhane nahi doonga

Mere alaawa kisi aurat ko paas na bolaana tum
Tum na kabhibi ghar sab chodke naam na lenaa (or something like that!!)

Teri galiyon me koi mard na chodunga
Aurat bhi na chodungaa

Teri Hasi ko udne nahi doonga
Mere dil me basaa loonga

Shoro pe saajan aurat ki moorat chode na doonge
Jeevan me pritam, mere pyaar ki rekha paar na karne doongi

Telephone dhun me hasne wali
Melbourne machli machalne wali]-CHORUS
Digit me sur hai tarasha
Madonna hai ya Natasha
Zakir Us tabla Hai kyaaaa

Sona Sona
Tera Chamke roop salonaa

Sona Sona
Cellular phone tum to ho na

Computer ko lekar
Bramhaaand Rachaya kyaa



   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 9:52 PM ] [ | ]

 

Vandalism...

Four cars, 8 tires all slashed from the sides so that the gash cannot be repaired. My car was one of them and I had to replace 2 tires. Luckily the towing turned out to be free. Got to think of something to ward off such vandals from coming near my car....something that can make them think twice before they carry out their actions. The apartment management has decided to put up CC cameras for monitoring activities and put up more lights. Hope this works.

   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 8:00 PM ] [ | ]


   Thursday, August 11, 2005  

A GENERAL OSBERVATION!!!

Whenever you feel an itch on your foot or ankle, you have to choices to scratch it:

1. You lift your ankle to the height of your fingers, and then scratch it!

2. You bend down to your ankle to scratch it..

Its your choice, but then the I guess the health conscious might bend down to scratch while the lazy ones might lift their ankle up to get it scratched :-)))

   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 3:17 PM ] [ | ]
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