Tuesday, August 16, 2005

CAUTION:

The following lyrics are explicit...be advised not to read them aloud, as people who understand your language, may think you are deranged or having a bout of insanity or completely lost your mind!!!!
I had heard this song quite a few times but only realized today what the lyrics are...utter nonsense....The first time I tried to make sense of the lyrics, I just couldnt he;p laughing. Then with extreme self control, I decided to follow the song word by word to jot down the lyrics. Unfortunately google did not turn up with any results for the lyrics of this song...

FILM: HINDUSTANI
TRACK: Telephone Dhun Me Hasne Wali

[Telephone dhun me hasne wali
Melbourne machli machalne wali]-CHORUS
__ me sur hai tarasha
Madonna hai ya Natasha
Zakir Us tabla Hai kyaaaa

Sona Sona
Tera Chamke roop salonaa

Sona Sona
Cellular phone tum to ho na

Computer ko lekar
Bramhaaand Rachaya kyaa -This is the CHORUS


(After lots of lots of music High Bass music:)

Tum Na hote to dhup nahi hoti
Tension bhi nahi hoti

Tum na hote to chaand nahi hota
Sapna bhi nahi sajta

Tumko pukara sase khushboo faila rahi
Tumse bichada to behati hawaein band ho gayee

Pani na hota, Jharne nahi hote
Yeh vaadi na hoti

Dil tera tu to Jaan nahi hoti
Yeh pyaas nahi hoti

Gori nadiyaa apneme har din mujko duba naa

Tum na sharmana, Zulfo me apni Khud ko chupa lena

[CHORUS]

Naam tera Kisi ko lene nahi doonga
Woh sub bi nahi doonga

Gajra tumhara girne nahi doonga
Murjhane nahi doonga

Mere alaawa kisi aurat ko paas na bolaana tum
Tum na kabhibi ghar sab chodke naam na lenaa (or something like that!!)

Teri galiyon me koi mard na chodunga
Aurat bhi na chodungaa

Teri Hasi ko udne nahi doonga
Mere dil me basaa loonga

Shoro pe saajan aurat ki moorat chode na doonge
Jeevan me pritam, mere pyaar ki rekha paar na karne doongi

Telephone dhun me hasne wali
Melbourne machli machalne wali]-CHORUS
Digit me sur hai tarasha
Madonna hai ya Natasha
Zakir Us tabla Hai kyaaaa

Sona Sona
Tera Chamke roop salonaa

Sona Sona
Cellular phone tum to ho na

Computer ko lekar
Bramhaaand Rachaya kyaa

   [ posted by PseudoFreud @ 9:52 PM ] [ | ]