It's not Fanaah.....It should be called.....FART!!!
So I saw the movie FART...ooops.....sorry....Fanaah last weekend. It was first day....third show!! And I tell you, right from the moment when Aamir-I look so old- but still I want to act like I am 21...FART-Khan made his entry into the movie by jumping from the roof of the bus, I held my head in despair. I kept on convincing myself that I have just had a haircut, so that I don't pull my hair out! I wished I had carried my school backpack with me, cos it always has a bottle of aspirin in it. Anyways, I know hindi movies will never improve, but I was surprised when such a FART...movie came out of Yash Chopra's chest. Aamir's entry to the movie is just pathetic. The songs seemed to be ok but I would attribute that to the good acoustics and the sound system of the theatre. Kajol even after a comeback looks good and acts well enough to create a niche for herself where she doesn't potray herself as a 19 year old but at the same time doesn't look as old as she is! But that and only positive point of the movie is not enough to lift it up. And then the biggest FART of the movie...Aamir says to Kajol..."Tumhare agle 12 ghante, tumhari zindagi ke sabse haseen 12 ghante hoge"...FART....I literally roared out a big laugh....cos that meant he was going to get her laid!!! Junta sitting next to me stared at me in disgust, thinking what values I had & stuff...and when that really happened in the movie everybody was quiet and I was still laughing. (I was still holding my head in despair though)
Each time there was any mushy or emotional scene in the movie, there used to be this music and someone singing "Yaah Moullah". This happened so many times, in the end I was confused whether the name of the movie is Fanaah or Yah Moullah?? Yah Moullah would have been a better name, it would have probably saved me from seeing it....(First day...third show....FART...)
Then came this hot chase on snow mobiles in the Himalayan mountains....it was shot good and I thought ...OK the movie is getting better! But that was a very immature thought cos then Aamir gets injured and knocks on a house for help and presto....who opens the door?!? Kajol.....Ohh My God....I asked....What have I done so sinful on this earth that YOU have to put me thro' this torture!?!
So anyways....after that the movie just kept on going down and down....!!
On a second note...if you ever get a chance to see this movie :
The Girl in the Café (2005) please do watch it. It is really really good!
Wednesday, May 31, 2006