This happens only in Pune!!
DISCLAIMER: The following post should be taken sportingly and the blogger does not have anything against Pune or Pune-ites! The blogger declares that he loves Pune and Pune-ites equally as the Mumbaites and these are just a couple of witty one-liners that he came across in a discussion!!
A notice on a regular road-side tea stall or 'Amrutatulya' as tea stalls are called in Pune.
The sign read : "Chaha: Rs.1.50 : Ek chaha gheoon 10 chi note dilyas, chahache 2.00 Rs ghenyaat yetil"
(Tea: Rs. 1.50: If you order one tea cup and give Rs. 10 and demand change, you will be charged Rs.2.00 for the same cup)
Another sign board on a fire-cracker shop read "Ithe suttya fatakyana vaati lavoon miltil" (New fuses shall be put on to crackers with just burnt fuses!)
Man.....I can't translate the last one with a serious face :))))
Many thanks to Sanjeev Jathar for the input!